Friday, November 4, 2011

Darin Corbin


Darin Corbin

Name: Darin Corbin
AKA: "Soul-less"

DOB: 05/14/84

Height: 5’10”
Weight: 200 lbs

Hometown: The Dude Ranch

Trained By: Arik Cannon

Pro Debut: 4/11/2004

ACW Debut: 05/16/2010 “Nothing is as Real as a Dream 2”

Signature Moves: Backpack Stunner, Suicide Dive, Knee Drop, Capture Front Lung-Blower

Finishing Moves: Ginger Snap, Soul- Crushing Finale

ACW Titles:
None Yet

Other Titles Held:
IWA Mid-South Heavyweight Title, BCW Championship, Echo Pro Heavyweight Title, NOW Heavyweight Title, AAW, 3XW, PWP Tag Team Titles

Notable Feuds and Alliances: (In his own words)
I have pissed off my fair share of people in this business. I like to make things personal. When people insult me, it's cute and funny, and people laugh. But the moment I retaliate, suddenly it hits too close to home and the mood changes. So, to all the people I've pissed off, here's my list of apologies:

Phoenix Twins: We had epic battles and spilled blood. We could've been close like brothers, but instead you were selfish. So we took your mentor from you (one of my best friends in this business Joey Eastman). So I apologize that you are upset because Joey liked us more than you.

Children: To all the families who bring their kids, and to all the little binlids that heckle me. I know I've said you should be aborted, and said I would punch you in the face, but I want you to know...I've meant it everytime. So I apologize to them that their parents don't know how to raise them right and produced terrible offspring.

Midwest Ground and Air: For a long time in the Midwest no matter were the NSE went, we would always lock horns. We've had every kind of match you could imagine. In numerous states. But now, I have to apologize that we no longer get to do tags anymore...since I'm moving on. Singles time!!!

Gator McGraw:
Sorry you don't like slow-motion and think I'm the downfall of pro wrestling. And sorry that I will keep doing slow-motion and partake in pro wrestling events. Keep those video reviews coming.

However, I do have my fair share of friends:

For a long time, I was a member of the Northstar Express (I'm a natural tag wrestler) and Ryan Cruz and I raised hell and tickled funny bones all over the Midwest. Try and watch our stuff and not be entertained. If you can, I don't think you have a soul. And I know about not having a soul. I'm a ginger.

Robert Evans:
Some of you may remember this fine fellow from ACW. Robert has been serving as a mentor of sorts for me up in St Louis Anarchy. He's trying to show me how to be a moral, upstanding citizen. He's taught me the importance of not cursing, the dangers of promiscuous sex, and the evils of drugs and alcohol. But, to be honest, it's pretty fuckin' hard to not swear and do that shit.

Arik Cannon:
My trainer, my travel partner, and one of my closest friends. We have traveled the world together and been to numerous promotions. We leave our mark everywhere we go, and people like us cause we are Minnesota Nice. It's not just a saying, it's a fact.

Joey Eastman:
My manager, friend, and epic hug partner. I will be a member of JEWW for as long as I still put on a pair of exuberant tights.

Personal History: (In his own words)
"The past 7 and 1/2 years have been a constant learning experience and series of adaptations for me. Whenever I thought I was on the cusp of something big, things change and it's back to the drawing board. But being forced to evolve as a performer showed me that you can only do that upon constant self-evaluation. Nobody is going to show you how it's done, nobody is there to hold your hand, you have to go out and make it yourself. People come and go, friends come and go, but if you have the perseverance to stick around you will stand out from the pack. Just like I've done. My history in this business is me finding my own footing by myself, and finally people are starting to take notice. Whether you think I'm a comedy act, I'm not the epitome of your ideal wrestler, or you just can't stand the fact I get under your skin...I'm going to be around for a while. So onto the future and continuing to raise eyebrows and leaving memorable performances wherever I go."

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